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    時間:2018-05-27來源:故事會 作者:

      胡大爺愛上了薩克斯,花五千元買了個中音薩克斯,不分白天黑夜地吹。這天下午,胡大爺接到小區保安李隊長的電話,他說:"胡叔叔,我有個急事要您幫忙,想請您吹薩克斯……"

      胡大爺一聽說有人請,心里頓時樂開了花:"好!我馬上過去!"掛斷手機,他就迫不及待地來到小區門口,李隊長立刻迎了過來。

      胡大爺急不可耐地問:"在哪吹啊?誰家?有啥事?""在咱小區!就是這爺孫倆……"李隊長說著,指了指身邊的一個老頭和一個警察。

      看看那兩人,胡大爺想:這兩人一起來請,肯定是家里有啥喜事。他正猜測著,李隊長催促道:"叔叔,先吹一段吧!"

      他們肯定是不放心我的水平!好,我就先吹一段。想到這兒,胡大爺就拿起薩克斯吹了起來。

      胡大爺一曲還沒有吹完,李隊長就讓他停了下來,轉身對那老頭說:"是不是這個聲音?"胡大爺正一頭霧水,只聽那老頭吞吞吐吐地說:"對不起,實在是對不起,誤會!還給警察同志添了麻煩……"

      原來,這老頭的牛丟了,他找著找著,來到小區門口,竟然把胡大爺的薩克斯聲當成了牛叫,一直說牛就在小區里。李隊長作為小區保安,當然不讓他進,想不到這老頭竟然報了警。李隊長只好把胡大爺喊了過來……這回胡大爺的臉丟大了,立刻收起薩克斯走了。李隊長望著他的背影,笑著轉身對那警察說:"老同學,這回可謝謝你和你爺爺了!胡大爺這薩克斯吹得太難聽了,鄰居們都受不了了。我也是沒辦法,才把你們叫來演了一場戲!"

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